Threesomes and Moresomes

Of all the popular genres (MM, BDSM, cowboys, werewolves), I’ve got to say – menage is my favourite. I mean, I’ve tried to write BDSM. But the problem is I write it backwards. I write it with some guy on his knees wearing a collar while crying, while most readers seem to want the opposite.

They want a girl tied to the headboard, while all I dream about is Brandon Routh squirming and begging my heroine not to. I’m weird like that. And I’m weird in that I’m not particularly taken by cowboys, either. Don’t get me wrong – I can get into a good cowboy story. I love Emma Holly’s Top of Her Game.

I just can’t write it, because really, what do I know about cowboys? I live in West Yorkshire. The nearest we’ve got to cowboys is the guy who failed to gravel your drive properly and then nicked off with your 500 quid.

It’s not the stuff fantasies are made of.

And though I do love a good werewolf (ahhhhh, Michael Sheen), I doubt my fave werewolf fantasy would score high on anyone else’s dance card. I realise that werewolf fantasies are usually about some big beast man taking you hairily on a windy moor.

Whereas mine are a little more…some big hairy woman taken Armie Hammer beastily on the bed she’s chained him to. You know. Because he’s a danger to himself and others, and if she lets him stop having sex with her he’ll maraude around York city centre.

But then we get to menage. Threesomes. More than two people! Hurrah! A genre I can write! Because oh, I love menage. I love tangling bodies up until I can’t remember who put which leg where. I love accidentally having the heroine’s bra taken off twice, because there are so many men wanting to do it I forgot that it’s already happened.

I love mouths everywhere, hands everywhere, and more importantly and honestly:

Cocks everywhere.

I mean, if one cock on its own is truly excellent and sexy, than what’s two cocks? What’s three? Does the bliss just multiply, exponentially? I think it does.

Which is why I love writing threesomes, and probably also why I have two books out this week which feature varying degrees of cockage.

On the one hand, we’ve got Guarded. It was written for the Bollywood theme that Total-E-Bound did, but really it was just an excuse to do a full on, Arabian nights, hot steamy sexing fantasy world threesome with a Princess and her two bodyguards.

Hooray!

Here’s the blurb for it, if you fancy taking a look:

Their duty is to protect and guard, but their desires want more…

When Amina is captured by the Maharaja of Hadad and forced to read his prophetic scrolls, all she can think of is escape. But then Ashan and Orin are assigned to guard her, and they’re giving her some thoughts she’s sure she shouldn’t be having.

They’re both big, they’re both handsome, and they’re both sworn to protect, guard and be by her side at all times – something which proves increasingly difficult as the steamy nights get longer and their desire for each other reaches boiling point. When she next runs, they’re right on her tail, and this time they have more for her than bound hands and stern words. They’ve got their own needs, and they mean to satisfy them…

And the link:

http://www.total-e-bound.com/product.asp?strParents=&CAT_ID=&P_ID=1352

Where you can also find an excerpt, along with other amazeballs stories under the Bollywood theme from such luminaries as Justine Elyot and Victoria Blisse!

And now shameless promoing part two:

My full length foursome novel, Telling Tales. And yeah, okay, the foursome includes a girl. But it’s all just girls getting it on with dudes and dudes getting it on with dudes and the occasionally foray into dudes getting it on with dudes and dudes and dudes because I never mentioned MM as one of the genres I don’t want to write, did I?

Oh no I did not.

It’s not the official release of Telling Tales (that’s November 17th), so you can only get it on the Kindle and at ARE at the moment. But at ARE you can get it for $4.99, currently! Bargain!

Here’s the blurb:

Allie has held a brightly burning torch for Wade since college. They were part of a writing group together, and everything about those days with him, Cameron and Kitty fills her with longing. All of her old and most decadent fantasies are coming back to her as though they never left, and when their former Professor leaves them his rambling mansion in his will, it’s a chance for them all to reunite.

But there’s more than friendship bubbling beneath the surface. As secrets are revealed and relationships rekindled, the stories get dirtier and the stakes get higher. And now Allie’s realized that she isn’t quite sure who she wants…fun-loving Wade, or quiet, restrained Cameron.

Neither of them have been honest with her about their feelings. And now all four have the chance to act on the tales that ignite their most primal desires.

And the links:

http://www.allromanceebooks.com/product-tellingtales-598649-144.html

http://www.amazon.com/Telling-Tales-ebook/dp/B005KT24L4/ref=sr_1_24?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1315241832&sr=1-24

And now I’m going to go have a release day party! Cheers!

ETA: If you’re interested, I’m having a competition at my blog to win copies of the above books! Just stop by and comment.

http://themightycharlottestein.blogspot.com/2011/09/new-releases-competitions.html