Hot Sex, Looong Orgasms…and Toothbrushes?

22 Apr

Women need clitoral stimulation.

Well, DUH!

I live in south Florida and we have a physician in this area, Dr. Maureen Whelihan, who  specializes in Sexual Health and in her lectures, she always emphasizes the simple truth that women ( about 95% of us) require clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm.

Okay, that’s not a news flash, but she made headlines when she recommended using an Oral B Pulsar electric toothbrush to do it!

No, I’m not kidding. and BTW– you don’t use the bristle side, it’s the BACK of the toothbrush that  is the key to instant pleasure.  Apparently, the vibrational fequency is PERFCT  for using as an inexpensive sex aid.


At about $10 for a three pack, and being able to purchase them everywhere (literally) without anyone snickering at the check out counter, I’m thinkin’ Dr. Whelihan is a frickin’ GENIUS!

As a writer…that is just way too cool of an idea NOT to use as some point in some story down the road. LOL

So… I got to thinking about other interesting little “factoids” I’d heard or read over the years and decided to list some of my favorites.

Many of you have probably already read these little “tidbits” about animal sex ( I know I have), but I still smile every time I read they…enjoy! 🙂

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.   

In my next life, I want to be a pig..)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)





Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.


(I’m still not over the pig.)



What about the human animal?

One out of seventeen, or 400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now! So, if the world is a rockin’, don’t go a knockin’.

Turn up the heat, in every way. The hotter the room, the fiercer the orgasm. Vasocongestion, or the heat flush on your skin, is akin to blushing from sex.

Pops likes to get it on. Seventy-three-percent of seventy-year-old men are still potent. Whoa, down boy!

(Hmmm…I wonder if he knows about the toothbrush thing?)

The endorphins released during sex actually relieve a headache. So that old excuse isn’t just tired, it’s just plain wrong!  ( I can persaonlly attest to this one. “Honey, I have a headache…can we have sex…please?”)

Back in 1609, Dr. Wecker found a dead man with two peckers! Since then, eighty cases of double headers have been reported. But no word on whether or not those guys ever got them both on in a threesome. ( Damn!  I thought that porno flick was a FAKE!)

You can go from zero to 60 fast! The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from your va-jay-jay to your brain has been clocked at the Ferrari-fast speed of 156 mph. (How the hell did they time this? Was it with or without a toothbrush?)

Hell, forget the toothbrush! I STILL think pigs got the best deal…Oink! Oink!

I don’t want to think about this anymore. I’m going brush my teeth, (with a REGULAR toothbrush), get dressed and go to the beach!

At least there I can ogle lots of tasty man candy with out having to worry about tooth decay or gingivitis!


12 Responses to “Hot Sex, Looong Orgasms…and Toothbrushes?”

  1. shannonemmel April 22, 2012 at 10:31 am #

    Reblogged this on shannonemmel.

  2. Kim Freeman April 22, 2012 at 10:33 am #

    Where do you get these guys? They are too yummy. I wish I could find one like those to wake up to every morning.

    • shannonemmel April 22, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

      LOL Don’t we ALL?

      (…but I totally agree…they ARE yummy!)


  3. mahalia2010 April 22, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    Good morning! Lord the title of your blog made me come running! The male pics are super hawtness. i like the tattoooed one the best 😛

    OMG- I already knew about the oral b toothbrush. But I found out when I was on a site googling male masturbation and saw el toothbrush in action. Who said research was boring was a lie. Some mighty thick….members had an electric tooth brush afixed to their stuff. It was an educational visualization.

    I knew about pigs but not sure I want to be an oinker.
    I love the fact that the woman preying mantis is basically a black widow that gets away with murder and gets her rocks off.

    I now want to be a lioness. Man can you imagine all that strong feline power. Le sigh guess it’s time to write a lion shfter since…I can’t be one…write one. 😛

    • shannonemmel April 22, 2012 at 11:06 am #

      LOL In an interview, Dr Whelihan said it was her HUSBAND that first brought the toothbrush thing to her attention. She went so far as to contact the manufacturer who decline comment on her “alternate uses” of their product.

      Gotta love technology..and capitalism!


      • mahalia2010 April 22, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

        I thought it ingenious. I mean why spend 100 bucks on a good toy when you can buy a toothbrush and some hair ponytail bands? Well the DH is an accountant so he’s all about the bottom line.

  4. Marilyn Campbell April 22, 2012 at 6:21 pm #

    OMG – I think Shannon just outdid Shannon today! REALLY enjoyed your blog today, girl!

    • shannonemmel April 22, 2012 at 6:37 pm #

      I still wanna come back as a pig!


    • shannonemmel April 22, 2012 at 6:40 pm #

      Actually, on second thought, there ARE days when the thought of initiating sex by ripping a guy’s head off WOULD be appealing, so a (female) mantis might not be so bad either!


  5. gaildeyoung1 May 7, 2012 at 7:23 pm #

    Leave it to you to come up with an ingenious way to capture my attention ad keep it going!


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