Spice Up Your Sex Life …with Urban Dictionary

14 Jan

I love Urban Dictionary. I probably spend more time on there than is wise, but I just keep coming back.  There are some really whacked out things on the site, but I think I can try to work a few of the tamer entries into some of my subs this year.  You too can spice up your erotic romance with such winners as:

1. Booblet: Of or pertaining to a small breast.

Pike tongued Moxie’s booblet. It was true. More than a mouthful was a waste.

2. Yestergay: A gay man now in a heterosexual relationship.

Jay rolled his eyes at Stuart.  “Guess since you’ve gone all yestergay on me, you won’t be joining me at the ManHole anymore. Your hotpants will be missed.”

3. Switch Hit:  The sexual act when two couples are fucking in the same room and they switch partners. Normally, resulting in high fives from both males.

Billy signaled Gabe that it was time to switch. The two men fist bumped as they passed on the way to fuck each other’s wives.

4. Coming Home for Thanksgiving: Having an Orgasm

Charla braced herself as Anthony pounded between her thighs.  She threw her head back and screamed, “Tony, oh, Tony, I’m Coming Home for Thanksgiving!” 

5. Hollywood Loaf: A half erect penis

Kyle held his jacket in front of him, hoping to hide his Hollywood Loaf from Gina. How in the hell would he explain getting a hard on at a miner museum?

Ok, clearly those need some work, but why not used the random button to spice up your sex life?

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Sasha

Who invites you too see what her name means on Urban Dictionary, but warns you that your name might not fair so well.  If you want to hear more of Sasha’s ramblings, visit her at http://www.sashadevlin.com or follow her on Twitter @SashaDevlin

3 Responses to “Spice Up Your Sex Life …with Urban Dictionary”

  1. Crystal Kauffman January 15, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    Booblet…I love it! I never knew there was a name for it 🙂

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