SexyScopes – April, 2011

3 Apr

News for all signs:

***Sun in Aries, moving into Taurus 4/21; ***New Moon in Aries 4/3, Full Moon in Libra 3/17; ***Mercury in retrograde motion thru 4/22 – chaos reigns over computers, communication, contracts, cars/travel (more info on the SexyScopes page); ***April 5 and/or 6 should be unusually lucky for everyone!

 Most important – 6 planets in Aries (Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus) plus a New Moon kickoff equals action, extra energy, masculinity, aggression, impetuousness. Check individual forecast below to learn which area of your life this powerful aspect will affect most.

  ARIES – March 21 to April 19: Happy Birthday! You are the superstar this month, which gives you a huge advantage but also means more people will want a piece of you, so you’ll need to keep a tight rein on your temper. Also try to restrain impulsive urges; quick reactions during Mercury retrograde could be to your detriment. On the other hand, once Mercury goes direct your career and money areas are going to charge full speed ahead. Sexy Suggestion: No need to tamp down those urges in the sex department, in fact this is the perfect month for spontaneous combustion. The crazier, more daring the time and place, the hotter the fire will burn.

 TAURUS – April 20 to May 20: Although most of this month favors Aries, your turn is coming and the timing will be more advantageous for you because Mercury will be going direct! Even better news is that Jupiter, the Fairy Godfather of the Universe, will be coming to Taurus for a one-year visit June 5. For the first three weeks of this month, however, you are advised to trust nothing you hear, miscommunication and dishonesty will abound. Your imagination may be in overdrive so you can trust ideas that come to you. Just don’t act on them until next month. Sexy Suggestion: Blindfold play would be super hot right now but it can also expose the level of trust between a couple, so if you take the risk be prepared for a revelation. If single, accepting a blind date at the end of the month could prove surprising.

     GEMINI – May 21 to June 20:  With your ruling planet, Mercury, in retrograde, accomplishing anything is like trying to eat a steak with your hands tied behind your back. And all that Aries power out there? It’s aimed at your house of friends. However, if you have friends in key positions to help you then this energy is fantastic. There do seem to be a few surprises, both good and challenging coming from one or more of your friends and the Full Moon on the 17th will probably bring an ongoing situation to a climactic end. Sexy Suggestion: If there was ever a month to have a friendship with benefits, this is it because there seems to be obstacles to your getting laid any other way.

   CANCER – June 21 to July 22:  The Aries consortium is boosting your career area. You can expect offers and opportunities, though it would be better not to jump at anything until Mercury goes direct. By delaying, the offer may even improve. There’s a good chance you will be making news in some way before month’s end. Sexy Suggestion: No time for a relationship this month, moonchild. A quickie in the stairwell with your sweetie or a one-evening stand with someone you’ll never see again is about all you’ll be able to manage.

    LEO – July 23 to August 22:  With all the power being bestowed on fellow fire sign, Aries, this month, you’ll be reaping the benefits in a big way. The accent for Lions will be on foreign people, projects and travel, as well as publishing, broadcasting and higher education. Sexy Suggestion: Put on an X-rated foreign film without subtitles or dubbed English and act out whatever is going on in the movie. (Yes it’s okay to hit the pause button from time to time.)

   VIRGO – August 23 to September 22:  Money in, money out, are this month’s key words. There will be lots of financial activity, some of which will be surprising. If there are negotiations about money (or anything else), try to delay agreeing to anything until your ruling planet, Mercury, goes direct after April 22nd. Sexy Suggestion: Sorry my dear, but getting lucky is nearly impossible this whole month. Even those in relationships may just not be in the mood. FYI, bad sex is not better than no sex.

    LIBRA – September 23 to October 22:   You may feel like your life is all over the map this month and none of those places is where you really want to be. All that Aries energy just doesn’t sit well with someone who’d rather balance between opposing sides. The emphasis is on finding or committing to the right partner, either in your personal or business life. For those thinking of selling a house, use Mercury retrograde to refurbish or renovate before putting it on the market at the end of the month. Sexy Suggestion: Use the masculine Aries sexuality by being the Dom for a change, handcuffs and paddles will help convince your partner to cooperate.

 SCORPIO – October 23 to November 21:  The abundance of planets in Aries is stirring up work projects and assignments for Scorpions. This is very good news if you’re self-employed. If you’re an office employee, the opposite could be true and the extra attention may generate some jealousy that could exacerbate your sudden overload. One other unfortunate aspect this month is that you may be vulnerable to accidents if you are involved in athletics. Sexy Suggestion: Saxophone music, edible body oil and a willingness to give as well as receive will help relieve stress and any aches and pains that the Aries energy causes.

    SAGITTARIUS – November 22 to December 21:   With fellow fire sign, Aries, getting so much attention from the Universe, you can’t help but get a considerable amount of spillover. The great thing is that for you, the accent will be on your social life, having fun and increasing your natural good luck. Almost every development and surprise will be positive…as long as you keep your temper under control. Sexy Suggestion: Time for a full-dress role-playing fantasy. What’s yours? What’s your partner’s? If they aren’t the same, flip a coin and save the other for next time.

    CAPRICORN – December 22 to January 19:  The strong Aries influence will be honing in on your home and family areas this month. Since impulsive behavior is the opposite of your style, expect events in those areas to be less than comfortable. If you’re dissatisfied with your current home, Mercury retrograde is an ideal time for renovating, redecorating and refurbishing, but NOT for buying or selling. If you’re in an older home, be extra watchful for electrical or plumbing problems at this time. The one big positive is that this same Aries influence is sure to give your creativity and imagination a huge boost. Sexy Suggestion: It may not seem original but this would be the perfect month to show up at your honey’s workplace wearing your sexiest lingerie covered only by a trench coat.

   AQUARIUS – January 20 to February 18:  The gathering of planets in Aries has created a magnetic field around you that will be attracting attention from all corners. This is not a time to be deceitful because it will be revealed. Travel is also getting a hit of energy for you but with Mercury in retrograde, the first three weeks of April could be fraught with glitches. Aquarian writers should use this time to edit or polish their work but don’t submit until after the 22nd. Manuscripts completed this month have a strong chance of bringing success. Sexy Suggestion: Turn a game into foreplay. It can be as obvious as strip poker or checkers or more creative like Scrabble or following a treasure map. Just have fun and make the pre-show last longer than a half-hour.

   PISCES – February 19 to March 20:  Pisceans are about to have one of their most active money months of the year. Big money is due in but it looks like you have a big expense already in mind. With Mercury in retrograde, however, be sure the money is in your bank account before you commit it. If an offer is involved, delaying your response until after the 22nd will likely reap a higher offer. Sexy Suggestion: Spend a little of that money on some new toys for the bedroom. Be brave and go where you’ve not dared go before.

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4 Responses to “SexyScopes – April, 2011”

  1. Nara Malone April 3, 2011 at 6:52 pm #

    Well since I’m not getting sex I hope those money surprises are good ones. 🙂

    • Marilyn Campbell April 4, 2011 at 8:28 am #

      It should be! Don’t feel picked on tho, sex-wise this is a tough month for almost everyone.

  2. desiree01holt April 4, 2011 at 10:31 am #

    Marilyn, I can only hope that your horoscope for Cancer is dead on as I head for RT.

  3. shannonemmel April 10, 2011 at 7:12 pm #

    Let’s hope Pices is correct…in a POSITVE WAY!

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