SexyScopes 12/19-25

19 Dec

by Marilyn Campbell

***Full Moon in Gemini 12/21 will illuminate the better choice.

***Sun moves into Capricorn 12/22, making it easier to get organized.

 ***Mercury in retrograde motion thru 12/30! Work with the energy instead of fighting it. For an explanation scroll down to end.

 Aries   ARIES – March 21 to April 19There’s more work than available time this week but you have the energy to get everything done that needs to be completed before Christmas. The trick will be to decide what does not really need to get done asap. Sexy Suggestion – Wear your most revealing workout clothes to the gym and enjoy all the mouths dropping open as you show off your, uh, flexibility.
 Taurus  TAURUS – April 20 to May 20: Spending an excessive amount on a gift for the one you most want to impress could backfire this week as it won’t have the result you hope. Your money will be better spent showing your appreciation to your coworkers. Sexy Suggestion – Arouse your and your partner’s senses by putting white satin sheets on your bed and sprinkling fragrant, velvety, red rose petals all over the room. Add a few red candles to stir passion, pink to stir the heart.

  Gemini   GEMINI – May 21 to June 20:  The full moon is about to supercharge the idea section of your brain. Write everything down, no matter how outlandish it seems, but don’t actually start anything until Mercury goes direct. Sexy Suggestion – Lights, camera, action! An erotic video of you and your playmate could be the perfect gift to each other.
  Cancer   CANCER – June 21 to July 22:  Your ruling body, the Moon, will be full early Tuesday morning and you need to be prepared for the extra hit of nostalgia that’s going to trigger. Sexy Suggestion – Because the real you is going to be preoccupied by lovers of Christmas past, you may only be able to get it on with a present paramour by fantasizing that he/she is someone else (just don’t reveal that aloud).


 Leo   LEO – July 23 to August 22:  Dear Lion, be sure to attend every party you’re invited to this week and next, even if you’re not feeling your cheeriest. There is at least one old connection you need to revive to help you accomplish something that will put you back in the spotlight next year. Sexy Suggestion – Take a sprig of mistletoe to the party and demand a kiss from everyone, male and female. You may be surprised at what comes up.
Virgo   VIRGO – August 23 to September 22:  You are still on the most uncomfortable seat in the zodiac this week, due to your ruling planet, Mercury, being retrograde. Put off whatever you can and double check everything you cannot. Sexy Suggestion – stuff your partner’s stocking with handwritten (no computers) coupons for erotic services. This is a gift you’ll be giving yourself as well.
 Libra   LIBRA – September 23 to October 22:   Family members, especially those under the age of 12, will take up most of your time this week. Hopefully, you already expected this and cleared your schedule because you’ll have no choice but to put work on the back burner. Sexy Suggestion – Squeeze in time for a quickie in the closet or bathroom or anywhere you can escape the family for a few minutes then giggle about it for the rest of the day.
 ScorpioSCORPIO – (October 23 to November 21:  You seem to be in a hurry to get the holidays over with in order to get going on a new project. You may as well relax and enjoy the moments because that project cannot be started until January no matter how much you wish it could. Sexy Suggestion – Acting out a fantasy where you are an authority figure and your partner is willingly at your disposal will give you both a memorable evening (or two).
  Sagittarius   SAGITTARIUS – November 22 to December 21:   As the sun moves out of your sign this week, you may be feeling disappointed over how little you got done in the past month. Know that you did your best under the circumstances and you’ll be making up for lost time in January. Sexy Suggestion – Choose an erotic romance novel then, without looking, pick a page and act out whatever scene you find.
 Capricorn   CAPRICORN – December 22 to January 19:   Happy Birthday Cap! As of Wednesday, you’ll technically be the favorite of the zodiac but it will take at least another week before the Universe can deliver its annual gift to you. Sexy Suggestion – The office party is a terrible place to choose a playmate for a one-night stand. If there’s a chance you could make that mistake invite a friend/sometime lover to be your date and plan to do something totally inappropriate with that person instead.
Aquarius   AQUARIUS – January 20 to February 18:   Be extra careful what you type in your emails or texts this week. Chances are you will be misunderstood or worse, you’ll send a revealing message to the wrong person. Looks like trouble is waiting for you relationship-wise. Sexy Suggestion – Stick with the Do-It-Yourself channel this week. You would be much better off avoiding clinches of any kind.

 Pisces   PISCES – February 19 to March 20:  
You will be very happy with a gift you’re about to receive, either from a person or the Universe. Be sure to share your happiness with someone who’s feeling exceptionally sad or lonely right now. Sexy Suggestion – dress up as a sexy Santa or elf this week and grant your partner whatever wish he or she has. Be sure to take pictures!

For a detailed introduction to astrology, I invite you to visit my personal


The Sun Sign, which is based on your date of birth, is only a piece of what makes you you, astrologically speaking, but it’s the part that is most familiar. Here’s how I interpret the signs from a Sexyscope point of view. You may want to note what the sign’s traditional image and key word means on a sexual level. 

AriesARIES – March 21 to April 19 – The Ram – ACTION 

Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma’am. Aries is the charge-full-speed-ahead sign, often without thinking the attack all the way through. Like any good military-type, romantic gestures and lengthy foreplay are merely a means to the final takeover. Don’t expect long-term loyalty with this one. Once the hill has been taken it’s no longer interesting. A full sub-dom relationship is the only kind an Aries will keep coming back to.  

Check Out All Sun Sign Sexy Traits

                                                             RETROGRADE PLANETS 

Mercury going into retrograde motion in the super-busy month of December promises to stir up anything from little annoyances to major chaos! The best advice is to be aware of what Mercury affects and try to work with the energy rather than getting frustrated by it. If you’re new to the term Mercury retrograde, here’s a brief explanation.

Most people accept the concept of the moon having the power to affect Earth’s tides and growing seasons. Any emergency room nurse, firefighter or police officer will confirm how a full moon seems to alter people’s behavior patterns. That said, if one heavenly body in our solar system has an influence on us, it is likely that others might as well.

In astrology, retrograde motion refers to a planet that appears to be rotating in reverse (backward) of its natural spin. In the same way as the moon’s appearance has various phases from dark to full, retrograding bodies are only an optical illusion. However, the possible effect on Earth can be quite real. The specific problems that one may encounter are tied to the area(s) of life that the planet is believed to influence.

For instance, Mercury retrograde is rapidly becoming a phrase that explains computer glitches (any electronics/technology), communication foul-ups including contract confusion (or any legal document) and car breakdowns (transportation/travel in general). In the “Password” game, this category might be titled “things that can crash”. 

Mercury will be retro December 10-30, 2010, so it would be best to postpone important conversations, signing contracts, travel, purchases of new technology and purchases of any kind using the internet. Obviously in this gift-buying, visiting season, those last three are going to be hard to avoid. Thus, my advice is prepare for travel glitches by giving yourself extra time and check and double-check everything you order before clicking the “order” button. Sometimes it helps just to expect something to go wrong so that if it does, it’s not quite as upsetting.

Now for the positive side – Mercury Retrograde is the perfect time to do REsearch, to REview plans, to REwrite a manuscript (or do edits), REanalyze your goals and REconsider a decision you’ve been pondering. Relationship-wise, it’s a time when old loves or acquaintances might suddenly REappear and allow you to REthink what you lost or what went wrong. It often creates a circumstance that helps you look back and close the door on something or someone that neeeds to be out of your life in order for you to go forward.

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