Madam Natalie Q&A Taking it outside

10 Dec

First off, if you’re not 18, get outta here. Sorry, my pets, but the law is what it is, and while I like to push society’s boundaries, that is not one of them.

Well it’s Friday again, and as promised, it’s time for another Q&A with Madam Natalie, the column where nothing is off limits. If you read Bond’s Cooking Naked post yesterday then you already know what we are going to be talking about. Today’s question comes to us from Mary in Texas…

Q : Madam Natalie, my husband has been wanting to take our sex life from the bedroom to the great outdoors, but I’m still a little hesitant. What do you think?

Oh honey, I think you already know what my answer is going to be.

I say absolutely go for it.

Now before you get too nervous, sex outside is like anything else there are a lot of variables. Outdoor sex can be as daring and risque as you want it to be, but and there’s a huge but here, it certainly doesn’t have to be, it can be as private and intimate as your own bedroom.

If you are a bit nervous about getting intimate outside you can pick a secluded spot with zero risk of being seen by anyone. Think of that big open meadow as a giant bed where the sky’s the limit, literally. The sun beating down on you back warming you up with it’s rays. Or maybe a nice moonlit picnic with the stars shining down. Heck, even your own backyard can be fantastic for a romantic interlude. Pack up a romantic picnic, lay a blanket on your back lawn, put some candles around for ambiance and let the mood take you. Or one of my favorites is the pool or hot tub. Mmm, the feel of the water swirling around your body as your lover caresses you, and don’t even get me started on how much fun you can have with the jets. The warm night air on your skin as a breeze brushes across your nipples, it all combines to give you fantastic results, believe me.

Now of course if you are a bit more daring, like I am, you can add a little extra spice to your outdoor escapades if you have sex in a place where there is a little risk of being caught. Going back to what we talked about yesterday on the Cooking Naked column, maybe you’re spending the day at a quiet beach that just happens to be momentarily deserted. Mmm, the thrill that at any time people could come back to the beach adds to the intensity of the moment, taking your orgasm rocketing to new heights. It’s amazing what being a little naughty can do for your sex life. Or ooh, even better, going deep enough into the water to cover your bodies so that if someone does happen to come along they aren’t 100% sure just what you are doing. The possibilities are endless.

Anyways you get the idea, whether you are nervous about taking your sex life to a new place or are looking to add a little bit of safe risk to your encounters, taking things outdoors is guaranteed to to spice things up with your lover.

And as always, if you have any questions you’d like to ask me, don’t be shy. Just fire me an email at and I will be sure to answer them. Nothing is off limits with me–except maybe politics–so always feel free to ask away.

Until next week,

~Madam Natalie

p.s. Don’t forget to post a comment about your sexual escapes and you’ll be entered to win a Madam Natalie Sex Essential (to be given away quarterly). More details to come…

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