SexyScopes for 12/5-11/10

5 Dec

by Marilyn Campbell


***Sun in Sagittarius supports sexy escapades.

***New Moon in Sag 12/5 blesses wishes for something new and exciting to come in.

***Uranus, planet of surprises, goes direct in Pisces 12/6, opening the way for sudden, positive developments.

***Mars moves into Capricorn 12/8, speeding things up in the work area.

***Mercury goes retrograde 12/10! Be prepared by working with the energy instead of fighting it.(Scroll to end for an explanation of Retrograde Planets.) 

Aries   ARIES – March 21 to April 19This is the best week of the month for you to get all the sexual satisfaction you can handle. Choose well or regret the waste of time while your career demands all your attention starting next week. Being submissive, no matter how hard that is for you, will work to your advantage.

 Taurus  TAURUS – April 20 to May 20:  Your ruling planet, Venus, is still posing prettily in sexy Scorpio, promising those Taureans in relationships a lovely week of sweet lovin’. For you singles, the coming weekend is ideal for you to meet someone who has the same tastes in sex play that you do, though you need to take it slow for it to last. One warning note – watch your pennies this week!



 Gemini   GEMINI – May 21 to June 20:  Sorry to have to pass this on to my twin friends but many of you will be thinking of UN-hooking rather than hooking up. With Mercury, your ruling planet, about to go retrograde, however, it would be best to keep thinking and not speaking about it until January. At any rate, you’ll have other problematical situations, particularly in your financial area, that will have to be taken care of first. Stay optimistic, 2011 is going to open the path to the future you truly want.
  Cancer   CANCER – June 21 to July 22:  The New Moon in Sag on the 5th is going to have you feeling more lusty than usual. This week you could get off on a fantasy involving fire…a firefighter, fire hydrant or a fire-breathing dragon…no partner required. You seem to be ready for a major change but if you haven’t already set it in motion, it would be much better to wait until January to launch what you have in mind.


Leo   LEO – July 23 to August 22:  You know you like to be petted but your partner may not know that. Be sure to wear clothes that have a highly sensual touch factor (silk, velvet, fur) this week. An “accidental” brush is sure to get the message across to someone you want to be touched by. Meanwhile, there seems to be a new work assignment or offer that will be beneficial to your end goal.
Virgo   VIRGO – August 23 to September 22:  As one of the signs who almost always has a plan in place in advance, you think you’re prepared for the upcoming holiday season. But your ruling planet, Mercury, going into retrograde motion is about to throw at least one hitch in your git-along. So, have a Plan B in place just in case. A sensual, full-body massage will help you work out whatever problem turns up.



 Libra   LIBRA – September 23 to October 22:   Although your love life has been blocked for a while by Uranus in retrograde, its change of direction this week will open up possibilities for you again. As the chief romantic of the zodiac, use your imagination to create an evening that you and your partner won’t soon forget. It looks like home and children (babies in particular) will occupy your time after this week, so get “busy” while you can.


 ScorpioSCORPIO – (October 23 to November 21:  This week Venus is giving you a special thank you present for having her as your guest. You are going to be sizzling hot and desirable to one and all. There seems to be a special offer to play Master and Slave that would give you an off-the-charts experience…as long as you are the one in control. Meanwhile, you need to pay closer attention to your finances. Although new income may be on the way in, don’t spend it until the check clears.


 Sagittarius   SAGITTARIUS – November 22 to December 21:   Happy Birthday! The week begins with a New Moon in your house. Be sure to make a Big Wish on Sunday afternoon. With the Sun and Mars also visiting you, don’t be surprised if your energy level is at an all-time high. Take advantage of it and get as much done as possible before Mercury goes retrograde on Friday. The sexy suggestion for all Sags this week is to try role-playing, complete with costumes. Any scenario that turns you both on (be sure to talk about it first) is guaranteed to be exciting and memorable. 


Capricorn   CAPRICORN – December 22 to January 19:   Mars moves into Capricorn on Wednesday, giving you the energy to charge ahead on whatever work projects you have on your desk. It will also help you plow through some of the obstacles Mercury retrograde will create. Relationship-wise, you seem to be reviewing old memories rather than working on a current situation or looking for someone new. Either way, physical intimacy does NOT seem to be a priority this week.

Aquarius   AQUARIUS – January 20 to February 18:   Your ruling planet, Uranus, finally goes direct this week, which means the period of unfortunate surprises will be coming to an end, and not a moment too soon for you. Why not launch this new cycle by paying your partner or favorite playmate a super sexy surprise visit or getting sexy in a surprising place.
 Pisces   PISCES – February 19 to March 20:  Not only are you still being blessed by the presence of Fairy Godfather Jupiter, there’s also Uranus, the planet of surprises, about to go direct in your sign this week. Hold onto your tail little fishy, you could very well get a surprise this month that will blow your mind.

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The Sun Sign, which is based on your date of birth, is only a piece of what makes you you, astrologically speaking, but it’s the part that is most familiar. Here’s how I interpret the signs from a Sexyscope point of view. You may want to note what the sign’s traditional image and key word means on a sexual level. 

AriesARIES – March 21 to April 19 – The Ram – ACTION 

Wham! Bam! Thank you, ma’am. Aries is the charge-full-speed-ahead sign, often without thinking the attack all the way through. Like any good military-type, romantic gestures and lengthy foreplay are merely a means to the final takeover. Don’t expect long-term loyalty with this one. Once the hill has been taken it’s no longer interesting. A full sub-dom relationship is the only kind an Aries will keep coming back to.  

Check Out All Sun Sign Sexy Traits

                                                             RETROGRADE PLANETS 

Mercury going into retrograde motion in the super-busy month of December promises to stir up anything from little annoyances to major chaos! The best advice is to be aware of what Mercury affects and try to work with the energy rather than getting frustrated by it. If you’re new to the term Mercury retrograde, here’s a brief explanation.

Most people accept the concept of the moon having the power to affect Earth’s tides and growing seasons. Any emergency room nurse, firefighter or police officer will confirm how a full moon seems to alter people’s behavior patterns. That said, if one heavenly body in our solar system has an influence on us, it is likely that others might as well.

In astrology, retrograde motion refers to a planet that appears to be rotating in reverse (backward) of its natural spin. In the same way as the moon’s appearance has various phases from dark to full, retrograding bodies are only an optical illusion. However, the possible effect on Earth can be quite real. The specific problems that one may encounter are tied to the area(s) of life that the planet is believed to influence.

For instance, Mercury retrograde is rapidly becoming a phrase that explains computer glitches (any electronics/technology), communication foul-ups including contract confusion (or any legal document) and car breakdowns (transportation/travel in general). In the “Password” game, this category might be titled “things that can crash”. 

Mercury will be retro December 10-30, 2010, so it would be best to postpone important conversations, signing contracts, travel, purchases of new technology and purchases of any kind using the internet. Obviously in this gift-buying, visiting season, those last three are going to be hard to avoid. Thus, my advice is prepare for travel glitches by giving yourself extra time and check and double-check everything you order before clicking the “order” button. Sometimes it helps just to expect something to go wrong so that if it does, it’s not quite as upsetting.

Now for the positive side – Mercury Retrograde is the perfect time to do REsearch, to REview plans, to REwrite a manuscript (or do edits), REanalyze your goals and REconsider a decision you’ve been pondering. Relationship-wise, it’s a time when old loves or acquaintances might suddenly REappear and allow you to REthink what you lost or what went wrong. It often creates a circumstance that helps you look back and close the door on something or someone that neeeds to be out of your life in order for you to go forward.







4 Responses to “SexyScopes for 12/5-11/10”

  1. naramalone December 5, 2010 at 5:09 pm #

    Ok, I’d call the computer crash a major hitch. Funny, I was blogging about backup plans just before I read my Virgo Sexyscope.

    I hope you move is going well. 🙂

  2. Crystal Kauffman December 5, 2010 at 7:35 pm #

    Pisces: Oh I hope so, because I could use a surprise to blow my mind. I’ll be looking for it!!

  3. authorheatherhoward December 6, 2010 at 8:19 am #

    “Your ruling planet, Uranus, finally goes direct this week, which means the period of unfortunate surprises will be coming to an end, and not a moment too soon for you.”

    So, SO accurate. And the rest of it, too! 😉

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