Ask Madam Natalie – Erotic Foods

12 Nov

First off, if you’re not 18, get outta here. Sorry, my pets, but the law is what it is, and while I like to push society’s boundaries, that is not one of them.

Well it’s Friday again, and as promised, it’s time for another Q&A with Madam Natalie, the column where nothing is off limits. Today’s question comes to us from a woman in Atlanta, Georgia…

Q: Madam Natalie, which foods are best for being used in sexual play?

A: Mmm…erotic food and sexual play. What a great combination, don’t you think? My mind runneth over with the possibilities. Oysters, fresh fruit, and wine. Mmm, honey or whipped cream. Oh, and I can’t forget melted chocolate. Yes… Dark, dreamy delicious. It’ s absolutely sinful what you can do with with the right tools and motivation.

But with erotic play, it’s not necessarily the food itself that turns into an erotic play toy–it’s how you use it. I’ll refer to this as the Presentation. Take a look at this sexy Presentation…

Hungry yet?

For a food to truly be erotic–and any food can be–you need to focus on the way the food engages the senses. Does it stimulate the taste-buds? Does it evoke prickles of pleasure when it touches the skin? Does the scent carry you away to a place where only you and your partner exist? See, the more senses you engage, the more erotic a food becomes.

Let me paint you an example…

…imagine the feel of warm, melted chocolate sliding through your fingers as you smear it over the tip of your partner’s cock–or her nipple if you’d prefer. Imagine the scent of the sweet chocolate as it melds with the aroma of yours and your partner’s combined arousal. Let the sweet cream coat your tongue as you lick it away from your partner’s salty skin. Picture the tempting allure of the chocolate as it tops your partner’s intimate areas like an erotic dessert buffet line laid out for you to devour…

The only one of the five senses we haven’t touched with the chocolate is sound. Unless you count the moans of pleasure you wrench from your partner.

So see, it’s not the melted chocolate goodness that pushes the above situation over the edge, it’s the Presentation. Five-star chocolate mouse is just as erotic as Wal-Mart brand chocolate pudding when you’re licking it off your lover’s cock.

And as always, if you have any questions you’d like to ask me, don’t be shy. Just fire me an email at and I will be sure to answer them. Nothing is off limits with me–except maybe politics–so always feel free to ask away.

Until next week,

~Madam Natalie

p.s. Don’t forget to post a comment about your sexual escapes and you’ll be entered to win a Madam Natalie Sex Essential (to be given away quarterly). More details to come…

6 Responses to “Ask Madam Natalie – Erotic Foods”

  1. Marilyn Campbell November 12, 2010 at 12:24 pm #

    I’ll never see Sushi the same again! (What a fantastic photo!)

  2. Lauren Fraser November 12, 2010 at 7:23 pm #

    I’m not sure the sushi would look quite so good on me LOL but I’m willing to try anything once. Hehe.

    Pass the chocolate!

  3. Kaily Hart November 12, 2010 at 11:44 pm #

    I don’t know. All I can think of as I look at the sushi picture is…that’s probably not very hygenic LOL. I love sushi. Perhaps a different…er…serving platter with a six pack might help. Of course, the chocolate is universal!!

    • V. J. Devereaux November 13, 2010 at 5:42 pm #

      Actually I did a whole book based on this… a sexy menage a quatre called Cherry’s Jubilee, but it wasn’t sushi, it was chocolate, honey…and fruit…

      The ancient Greeks and Romans started the trend, used their servants as serving dishes. Then a few years back a few places in NYC offered something similar. Of course, the ‘servers’ have to be very clean…

  4. Nara Malone November 14, 2010 at 1:48 am #

    I pick being dipped in chocolate over being decked out in sushi. 🙂

  5. Tina Donahue November 16, 2010 at 7:57 pm #

    I like the way your mind works. 🙂

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